Friday Funnies

  • Friday Funnies: 5 Things Making Me Laugh This Week

    Here are the top 5 things making me laugh or smile extra hard this week:

    1) The Professor asking our mailman (Our poor mailman…) if he had a big penis and Popsicles like The Professor, or a little penis and Popsicles like WTWhammy.  (Also, the fact that The Professor calls testicles “Popsicles” is never, ever going to get old.) Continue Reading

    September 5, 2014 • For Your Consideration, Friday Funnies, From the Desk of WTMother • Views: 3307

  • Dear Birdygirl on Your 5th Birthday,

    I hear you, Association!  WTFellers have I been? What about the update to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? When are we going to hear about OPRAH?!? What is going on?   

    To say things have been chaotic would be an understatement.  The plague descended upon our home, rendering WTFather Man Sick. The Professor has entered some sort of clingy phase that is currently standing fast at level Let Me Back Into Your Ute.  School started and WTFather and I Birdy has homework every. single. night. Preschool, people. There was a holiday weekend which meant I had to clean my house my family was in town to visit.  And last, but certainly not least, my bitty baby Birdygirl turned FIVE!  Whaaaaat?  So because we all know who runs this show what is close to my heart, this one had to come first.  So please indulge me while I brag about my awesome kid send a shout out to my biggest little.  Hit the jump for a best-of Birdyisms and stories from her 5th year.

    Dear Birdygirl,

    Today you turn five.  I don’t know how 5 years went so quickly, and yet I feel as if you’ve always been here.  Maybe it’s because I really, truly, am so damn tired that my long term memory has been affected feel as if my life started when yours did? I’m sure you’d prefer a  less sentimental reason. You aren’t a very sentimental child.  But that’s okay.  You’re still the most awesome Birdygirl I know.
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  • ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Mommy Blogger Edition

    The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge came to the WTFellerses today. First, WTFather was challenged by our friend Simona.  Then I was challenged by our favorite tween, Emmie.

    This has been going on for a few weeks.  But just in case you’ve missed out on the hilarity, here’s how it works: Once challenged, you have 24 hours to either make a donation to the ALS Foundation or make a video of yourself dumping a big bucket of ice water over your head.

    Justin Timberlake, The Roots & The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Mark Zuckerberg and hoards have others have already done this… I mean Bill Gates and Murther Furkin OPRAH did it. So I really couldn’t refuse.

    I hereby challenge Pregnant Chicken‘s Amy Morrison, A Mothership Down‘s Liz Faria, Mommy Shorts‘ Ilana Wiles, and WTFamily friends: Morgan, Jim, and Jenna!

    But wait!  There’s more!  Jump for the video, some funnies, and a Give Away!

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    August 17, 2014 • Friday Funnies • Views: 3144

  • Welcome, Fellow Members of the Association of Accidental Assclownery

    A lot of people have told me I need to start a blog. Like, A LOT. This has been going on since Dooce was still slinging paper for the man. It’s incredibly flattering. I mean, who wouldn’t be flattered by being told that their ideas are interesting, their wisdom appreciated, their wit unparalleled… their modesty inspiring… (Shout out to WTGrandma for that. She’s my biggest fan.) Continue Reading

    July 18, 2014 • Friday Funnies • Views: 2109